Name: Tommy Spillane

D.O.B: Born and raised in Cronulla, Sydney in 1980

About Tommy: TOMMY IS A PRODIGY BASS PLAYER (SO HE KEEPS TELLING US). OFTEN ABUSING HIS FELLOW BAND MEMBERS FOR THER INSOLENCE AND SHOCKING MUSICAL ABILITIES, HE IS ALWAYS TELLING THEM THAT GIRAFFES CASINO WOULD NOT FUNCTION WITHOUT HIM. HE SAID......AND QUOTE " I AM LEAVING THIS BAND AS SOON AS SOMETHING GOOD COMES ALONG"

"I AM A REAL LADIES MAN...." HE SAYS, THOUGH WE ALL KNOW HE IS STILL A VIRGIN AT 26.

IN ACTUAL FACT GIRAFFES CASINO HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR A NEW BASS PLAYER SINCE THOMAS JOINED. JEFFRO HAS SAID ON MANY OCCASIONS..."TOMMY FILLS THE VOID, HE CANT PLAY OR SING AND HAS ABSOLUTELY NO STAGE PRESENCE. A RETARDED GUTTER MONKEY COULD DO BETTER THAN HIM...."

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PLAY BASS FOR GIRAFFES CASINO PLEASE SEND US AN EMAIL.