Jonny Howard was a school boy
A very ugly one in fact
He could never get a girlfriend
Cause he could never crack a fat
JONNY!

Jonny you smell like a dead cow
lying on the side of the road
Jonny you smell like a dead cow
And you look like a Queensland cane toad

Jonny Howard was a school boy
And everybody picked on him
He had to hide at lunchtime
Pulling his dick in the gym
JONNY!

Jonny you smell like a dead cow
lying on the side of the road
Jonny you smell like a dead cow
And you look like a Queensland cane toad